aura-chic's Diaryland Diary

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HAPPY 100TH!!! WOOHOOOOO

YAY!!! HAPPY 100TH!!! WHOOOHOOOOO..100th entry that is.. hahah.. ok.. well i traveled down to the grandparents with my mom today.. i tell you.. i was in the very same town just the other day yes.. but i was missing my mom.. and decided to come back home last night so that i could drive my mom up because she worked the night before, and has to work tonight too.. i just didn't want her to do all that driving while being so tired and all alone...so i came home.. chatted with mom.. and then tried to fall asleep.. didn't happen.. not til like 3 am.. my alarm went off at 6:45 am and mom was gonna be home at 7:15 or so.. so what happened.. i completely slept thru the alarm..and ma comes home and is yelling to wake me up..so i hop up and i'm ready to go in like 5 minutes while i wait for her to take a shower and put on makeup.. i've already dressed and put on make up and brushed the hair. shit like that.. and i'm still waiting for her to get out of the shower.. so i'm thinking to myself.. why am i up?? LOL so we go.. oh maybe i should tell you why were were goin.. we were celebrating the grandparents 44th anniversary.. i even got a great picture of them in a PDA... as in public display of affection.. that doesn't happen in fact it might be the only one in existense.. don't get me wrong they still love each other very much.. you'd have to know em to understand.. i just thought it was cute.. :) man.. i'm laffin my ass off over here.. to a little chat i'm havin with someone.. i have to give you a sample of it.. hahaha.. here goes.. Crackhead: ~leans over and farts~

Crackhead: ohh yeahhhh

lizrbeens: LMAO

lizrbeens: good thing i'm all the way down here

Crackhead: no shit

Crackhead: wow

lizrbeens: i hope no shit

Crackhead: ~gasping~Crackhead: woooo WEEEE

lizrbeens: ROFLMAO

Crackhead: ~eats another thin mint~

Crackhead:

lizrbeens: dumbass

Crackhead: wowza

lizrbeens: yer makin me laff.. and the more i laff.the more i slide off the chair..

Crackhead: there are not too many things in life that are funnier than somebody bustin a really loud fart lizrbeens: my pants are kinda slippery on this vinyl

lizrbeens: oh lord

lizrbeens: i dunno..

Crackhead: whoa...i smell a blog comin on! haha...no pun intended

Crackhead: take yer pants off

Crackhead: then u wont slide around

Crackhead: yer butt will jes get all sweaty

lizrbeens: um mom is homeCrackhead: oh yeah

lizrbeens: and i have to wake her in 5 minutes

Crackhead: shit...saddams chem weapons aint got SHIT on me..gawdamn